
I went swimming the other day. I swim. Not well, but ever improving. Well, it was spring break. Even though it was only 7:30 am on a non-school spring break day, there were these two youngsters paddling back and forth in the fast lane. Anyway, so there I was with my hot goggles and my sweet old swimcap and adorable swimsuit looking all hardcore ready to swim. I stood in the lane and sort of looked at them for a bit. They just lolly-gagged back and forth with those little floatation devices. I jumped in and figured they’d get it pretty quick and get out of my way. I didn’t see them go past me, but I smelled them. I’ve never experienced that before. First him, then her. Two distinct perfume smells. Times like that I roll my eyes and try not to think about what other sweat particles, boogers, and whatever else lands in the water and I thank God for chlorine. What are kids doing up so early on a holiday anyway? Weird. And do you know we are 21 days into the rain and if we go 6 more we b...